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[13 Nov 2010|05:43pm]
So I spent 5 minutes reading random people's status updates on Facebook on our work computer until I noticed that I was logged in as someone else...

I wonder why I even bother sometimes...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20 May 2010|03:50pm]
Joss Whedon is directing the next episode of Glee.
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[15 Apr 2010|07:56pm]
I am such a fucking winner, I can't believe what winner I am! Abso-bloody-lut Akademi!!!!

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Tooth ache. [24 Feb 2010|06:56am]
I've been awake all night with this bloody pain and it crawled up my ear and it feels like someone's slicing me up slowly with rusty razorblades. Mustve had a whole pack of painkillers tonight and they won't work, but made me dizzy and nauseous. And my dentist's appointment is not til Monday. I just wanna cry...
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2am [21 Jan 2010|01:50am]
Why am I still at work and did I actually bring that upon myself, I wonder.
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[06 Jan 2010|09:10pm]
Something I didn't think would ever happen:

I didn't have enough money on my Oyster card and the bus driver let me go for free.
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[25 Nov 2009|04:50am]
it's about three hours until i need to get back to work and i'm not even home yet. I wish I wasn't so easily influenced..
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[18 Nov 2009|01:40am]
What's with the general insomnia these days? Something's up.
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bored [09 Nov 2009|08:19pm]

It's one of those night's where it's so quiet in the pub, I just wanna lock myself in the office and not go back downstairs until closing time...


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random moan [21 Oct 2009|07:50pm]
I must've worked about nine doubles the last 2 weeks and spent most of my days off this month having to come in to work for various meetings and training sessions and started at 8 IN THE MORNING today and it's the first quiet night in ages so I'm standing at the waiter's desk, falling into microsleep every few minutes...Then decided to go to the office and have a little sit down and now I physically cannot get back up. Eh.

Also, had about a pint worth of espresso and it makes my heart race like hell. Still can't keep my eyes open.

Someone make it stop.
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[02 Jul 2009|05:13pm]
Apparently, I'm eligible for a bonus. That's gotta be the best news I had all year!
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[01 Jul 2009|09:04am]
I really do not want to be here right now. We're holding a wake (for a one year old!) upstairs today. And I have not the slightest idea how to make people have a nice time ( I know nice is the most inappropriate word here, but you know what I mean), and still be respectful and not start crying or finding myself giggling at someone's jokes.

I hate wakes. There are usually three kinds of people at wakes: drunks, hypocrites and the people who are actually sincerely mourning. But they shouldn't have to put up with the first two.

In German, you call a wake a "Leichenschmaus". A corpse feast. It's disgusting.
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[21 May 2009|04:48pm]
He said I can keep the Buffy, Angel AND Firefly DVDs. But when I requested Buffy Season 8 as well, I think he nearly passed out...
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I received my Horrors tickets. [14 May 2009|05:11pm]

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Ciggy paranoia [14 May 2009|08:04am]
On Tuesday, my Director of Operations popped by - to check the pub - and found a few cigarette butts outside the pub. I admit I probably should have swept them up, but hey! I was fucking busy doing all the paperwork and orders my manager should have done the day before!
What followed was several phone calls and emails from Lee and Ash and Head Office about how the pub was in a very poor state and a fucking mess and how "it generally lacked its sparkle". I was upset, but over it the same day.

Now I come to work, check the emails, just to find another half dozen messages concerning that day!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, it takes those cunts fucking three years to send us someone for a repaint that the pub desperately needs (Which they didn't even do properly. The just touched up on the bloody toilet door!), they are too stupid to hire a cleaner who actually knows how to use a mop and they pop up 15 minutes before we were even open upstairs to complain that the balcony is not in a spotless condition! God, I even had to take blame for a cushion that the wind blew off the bench!!! Should have probably glued it to the fucking wood. And all this wankerism comes from a man who, last time he was here, cleared out a nest of baby pidgeons AND FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET ALIVE!!! What the fuck does he know about standards?!?
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[04 May 2009|10:24am]
Came in two hours early to do monday paperwork and was finished after half an hour.

I think I'm starting to like work again...
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[01 May 2009|05:15pm]
Don't you hate it when you forget your password - even though it's always the fucking same anyway - and you click that little forgot-your-password-?-button and it takes the swines 2 hours to send it to you? I'm furious. But that might be my sambuca and caffeine fuelled hangover blues speaking.

I need to get out of London. And quick. away from work and people and everyfucking thing.
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[26 Sep 2005|01:51pm]

  1. beards:
    Paired with the necessary beard mojo, they make the young look mature, the stupid wise and the non-sexual hot. You gotta love them.
  2. chikinki:
    They make me wanna dance and get really, really wasted.
  3. dancing:
    I dance a lot. The sillines of it makes me and those that watch happy.
  4. drinking:
    It's a love/hate relationship. Cheers!
  5. handbags at dawn:
    Fucking bunch of wankers...
  6. matty van roden:
    Drums for Handbags at Dawn. Hypnotising to watch him straighten his hair.
  7. passing out:
    Thinking about it I don't pass out as much as people might assume...
  8. spilling drinks:
    Loosely connected to "drinking" and "dancing".
  9. stephen fry:
    I deeply admire this man for his wit and aristocratic nose. I once saw him near Piccadilly and I started to scream.
  10. the cooper temple clause:
    A band i used to adore and, strangely, I now merely like a lot. A big lot, though.

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[30 Aug 2005|02:16pm]
Does anyone remember Asterix' visit to the Madhouse of Bureaucracy? That's what I felt like today.
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[19 Aug 2005|07:00pm]
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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